Spooky creatures crawl
In that weird crab kind of way
Gonna miss Crabfeast
Black cat dozes off
Tampa Bay Rays of sunlight
Murder on her mind
Black cat on the fence
Can't make up her demon mind
Mouse obstacle course
Halloween cliche
Trick or treating just for youth
Seniors should do it
Halloween cliche
Snickers, classic, good enough
For Trejo, me too
Halloween cliche
Scream mask, a boring costume
Funked out Barrymore
Halloween cliche
Forking someone's yard, evil
Spooning can be good
Halloween cliche
Who left the Nutella out?
Too much Nutella
Halloween cliche
What has three legs and two hearts?
Valentine nightmare
Halloween cliche
Vampire Mixer at the Y
Please bring your own fangs
Halloween cliche
Goblin flash mob in the quad
Twerking to Miley
Halloween cliche
Gremlins showing in the gym
Popcorn projector
Halloween cliche
Did you go to watch Gremlins?
Threw water at us
Halloween cliche
Gremlins is the best movie
Mogwai? Mogwai not!
Halloween cliche
We need more slasher classics
Tool sheds frighten me
Halloween cliche
Take that fight out to the barn
Tiebreaker for shears
Halloween cliche
Scaring people, the most fun'
Better than laughter
Halloween cliche
Terror on the face of loved ones
Carving memories
Halloween cliche
Putting up decorations
Almost fell off roof
Halloween cliche
Be careful out there on roofs
Or could it be rooves?
It's a ghost story
Starring Batman's little bro
Gotham by the Sea
A new ghost story
Once was a ghost from Jersey
They sure loved the Boss
A new ghost story
A ghost falls in the forest
Do wolves eat their face?
A new ghost story
Knock knock, who's there, yada ya
Ghoulish Domino's
A new ghost story
Pizza delivery dude
No pulse but takes tips
A new ghost story
Welcome to the scariest
Place besides Disney
A new ghost story
Have you seen my old costume?
Left it in the trash
A new ghost story
Tale older than time itself
B.P., Before Phantoms
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