Monday, November 5, 2018

Warriors Game Haikus

Let’s meet Steph Furry
Draining threes and making toasts
Convention center 

Dirty Steph Furry
The Geico Gecko outfit 
Finger roll back price

The Durantula 
Fall into his web, begin
Epic Twitter beef 

The Durantula 
Tries to be tough, legacy
Skellington stature 

Dagger tossin' Klay 
Cupid with the ol’ pumpkin 
Tote bagging the rock 

Steph Curry floater
Deprive your senses ‘cept for
Your basketball heart

Steve Kerr had back pain
Medicinal prescription 
From Cheeto Cheetah 

Starters TV show
Where is your orange piñata?
Orange for basketball 

Starters TV show
Japanese game show plus hoops
Slip n Slide on set 

Draymond would talk trash
At his grandma’s funeral 
Take that, nice pastor

Everything funny
Everything is so funny
Wrong mushroom pizza 
Chris's books SPONGE CAKE & WHAT'S IN THE FRIDGE? on Amazon 

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