What If Scenarios

1. What if the moon was made of cheese. Result: Buzz Aldrin’s cholesterol would be higher.
2. What if pigs could fly. Result: Joe Rogan would shoot them like clay pigeons.
3. What if Russell Westbrook never picked up a basketball. Result: He would get super into air hockey until he eventually played the world champion and lost in a highly controversial match.
4. What if dogs played poker. Result: Phil Hellmuth would talk shit to a French Bulldog.
5. What if it rained frogs. Result: Herpetologists would be thrilled.
6. What if teachers were highly compensated. Result: Ferris Bueller would respect them even less.
7. What if Will Ferrell was a barista. Result: TMZ would mob that Starbucks.
8. What if turtles were fast. Result: The Tortoise and the Hare would have a Vegas betting line.
9. What if Edgar Martinez was in the Hall of Fame. Result: Mariners fans would focus their attention on their own lives.
10. What if cats were friendly. Result: They would be faking it and scratch your face off in your sleep.
11. What if Santa was skinny. Result: He would be less jolly.
12. What if Lindsey Lohan went to college. Result: She would become the world’s foremost rocketeer.
    
    
    
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