Monday, January 29, 2018

Blake Griffin Trade Reaction

Does Funny or Die have an office in Detroit? How many days until Blake does a parody video of Stan Van Gundy’s 70s porn mustache? How many days until Blake grows a 70s porn mustache? What improv club is Blake going to go to now? How will Detroit affect his stand up comedy career? How will Detroit fans like his goofy antics? Will they understand his subtle facial expressions and half smiles? Will they be offended by his offhanded style? Will the Lions finally win a playoff game? What does Barry Sanders think of Blake? Could Blake jump over Barry Sanders for a dunk like Vince Carter and the French dude? How much will LeBron get in his head in the playoffs? Do they have Whole Foods in Detroit? Do they have kale in Detroit? Do they have Kias in Detroit for Blake to leap over? 

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