Tuesday, January 30, 2018

ABCs of Hollywood: Action Movies

The balder you are, the better action star you will be just ask Jason Statham, Bruce Willis or The Rock. The crazier you are, the better action star you will be just ask Mel Gibson, Steven Seagal or the aliens Tom Cruise worships. The more foreign you are, the better action star you will be just ask Jackie Chan, Liam Neeson or the aliens Tom Cruise worships. You are also liable to become a walking meme, like when is the last time Chuck Norris went to a bar and some guy didn’t try to deliver a roundhouse to his temple. Uma Thurman breaking out of that casket in Kill Bill Volume II is like the high school nerd smashing their way out of a locker with a trapper keeper. Michelle Rodriguez makes Jimmy Johnson the NASCAR driver look like Jimmy Johnson the NFL haircut.

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