Shaq Free Throw Metaphors

1. Seeing an old man trip as he crosses a six lane street
2. An eight year old doing the Sunday Sudoku
3. A lice infestation at summer camp
4. Your waiter dropping a bowl of hot chili on your fiancé 
5. Observing a roofer fall off an apartment building
6. Trying to change the water cooler and spilling it everywhere when you flip it
7. Witnessing your cat claw your dogs’ eyes out
8. Attempting to TiVo your favorite show but accidentally TiVoing paid programming after it
9. Amtrak’s stock value
10. A turtle being flipped on its back then eaten by a hawk