2. Learn how many children live in Jakarta
3. Give a pair of Uggs to a handful of children in Jakarta
4. Read
5. Color Indiana Jones running away from the giant boulder in his adult coloring book
6. Drink pomegranate herbal tea
7. Catch up on the new season of Modern Family on TiVo
8. Hot yoga
9. Read the Sunday funnies and chuckle to himself not about one of the comics but because he just thought of something funny that Deion Branch once said at practice
10. Call Deion Branch
11. Reminisce with Deion Branch
12. Go to brunch at a restaurant in his house
13. Make fun of Bill Belichick’s fashion sense
14. Walk his dog, Tom, to the park
15. Go on Twitter
16. Remember he doesn’t have a Twitter account
17. Create a Twitter account called “TomBradysDogTom”
18. Fly fish
19. Arrive at the pond and realize he doesn’t own a fishing pole
20. Go to REI
21. Get distracted by the climbing wall and summit it
22. Do the Sunday crossword
23. Relax
24. Study the playbook
25. Polish one of his Super Bowl rings
26. Look in the mirror and lose himself in his own eyes
27. Realize he’s been looking in the mirror for 35 minutes
28. Clip toe nails
29. Order Back to the Future Marty McFly and Doc Brown socks on Amazon
30. Drive the golf cart around his acreage
31. Meditate
32. Sing Drake in the shower
33. Text Drake
34. Dance like nobody’s watching
35. Visualize the rest of the playoffs
36. Lay on his Homer Simpson bean bag chair
37. Sleep in til 5:45 am
38. Watch EPL soccer and think to himself about how he could dominate this sport too if he had the time
39. Think back to his glory days at Michigan
40. Call Jim Harbaugh to ask if he ever got that credenza from IKEA
41. Explain to Jim Harbaugh how to assemble his new credenza from IKEA
42. Take a nap
43. Count his blessings
44. Chill
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