Friday, January 26, 2018

A Totally Honest Review of Grosse Pointe Blank

Assassins are like so romantic. Why wasn’t John Wick this romantic? What happened to Jeremy Piven’s hair? John Cusack broods like a cat who just saw rearranged furniture. Jeremy Piven looks like someone Ari Gold would scream at. Ari Gold would drop kick 1997 Jeremy Piven. Mini Driver is the name of Ari Gold’s junk. Mini Driver is also the name of Tiger Woods’ junk. She was good in this movie, though.


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