Summertime basking
Relaxing poolside, fleecing
Aquatic good vibes
Inflatable swan
Stole my heart at Home Depot
Only 18 bucks
Grassy ideas
Mowing lawns and taking names
The whole thirteen yards
Backyard corn mazes
Wanted: Garden Hose Mover
What up my gnomie
Vacant bowels, cold eyes
Splayed in front of the stairs fan
Taxidermists skulk
Why do you love random things?
Cage match of science
Hey there Bert Kreischer
You should host a TV show
Boxing kangaroos
Natasha, Moshe
Delicious comedy pair
Podcast fodder
Take my mind off dogs
Oh I know, write some haikus
Mostly about dogs
A summer puppy
Departed dog days, summer
Funny how things work
It's tough saying bye
Realizing mortality
Grasping at banned straws
Collar facing west
How you properly honor
The sweetest mutt ever
Durant and Curry
Ought to take a brief lesson
Canine warrior
You had a Chuckit!
We used to launch tennis balls
Across a wide field
I took you for walks
Really you were walking me
Your poo in my hand
Someone should tell you
When pick up your cute puppy
One day it will die
It wrecks your psyche
If you watch an entire gameOf the Mariners
Good dog, Athena
You did such a good job, girl
Apple orchard-bound
Burlington Petco
Outside Burlington Petco
Drove a minivan
OK let’s do it
What we always said we would
Make a kung fu film
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