Wednesday, August 29, 2018

Radio Haikus

Why can't we all be
Wave splitters like Drizzy Drake
Toronto's sixth man

Cardi Cardi B
America's best stripper
Welcomes the spotlight

Gosh Nicki Minaj
In the dictionary there's
Your pic by "booty"

She's Barbadian
And a movie star, RiRi
A wide Umbrella

Beyonce, Jay Z
They met playing Space Jenga
Sunk her battleship

Lady Gaga, shants
Hosts poker night at her crib
Forgot to bring cards

Who could KeKe be
Perhaps Starbucks barista
Pumpkin Spice feelings

Empire State of Mind
Belt out that chorus baby
Cookie, I'm hungry

Eminem...Marshall!
Why are you yelling at me?
Stop yelling at me

Demi was in Glee
I hope she feels glee again
I Lovato you
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