Another Totally Honest Review of Coco

Ernesto de la Cruz, more like Ernesto de la Boooooo, am I right? No, you didn't like that one? Too warm? Ernesto de la Cruz makes Bill Cosby look like Bill Cosby. What, too cold? My B. (This just in, hot off the Hollywood press, Bill Cosby will be starring as a villain in the next Batman film. Two Face, not the Joker, silly. Yeah yeah yeah, we get it nerds (sorry, nerds) Two Face fell to his death in The Dark Knight. But can't you suspend your disbelief for just a second in regards to this movie franchise about a whispering grown man who runs around saving people in a cape and Spandex?) Ernesto de la Cruz lives inside the Mind of Mencia. Just right? Good, I'm glad that you enjoyed it. If Ernesto de la Cruz tried out for American (Mexican?) Idol, Simon Cowell (Mexican Simon Cowell?) would tell him that listening to his voice is like trying to snowboard in the Mojave Desert then he would end up mysteriously missing with his last trace being a half drank glass of Coca (Coco) Cola. So I just Googled it and apparently people actually DO snowboard in the desert. It's called Dune Shredding; whaddya know, you learn something new every day! Coincidentally, Dune Shredding is what I call Roger Ebert's one star review of David Lynch's 1984 epic science fiction film... Do I have to spell it out for you? Have you really not heard of Dune? Do you want me to do your laundry for you as well while we're at it? Have a great day. 

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