Sunday, August 12, 2018

Golf Haikus

Luscious green fairways 
Crisply ironed pants abound
Quiet gallery

Get in the hole guy 
You should be in 300
By the Pit of Death

Hushed announcers hunched 
Over steaming coffee mugs 
“Best Announcer Ever”

Tiger Woods is back
Perkins stock just skyrocketed
Cadillac dreamin

Tiger's backwards hat
Situation on the links
He'll ice your caddy

Adam Scott golfer
Parks and Rec, eat shit Derek 
Weird putting style

Brooks Koepka looks like
Fraternity president
Born collar pre-popped 

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