Fifty seven cents
Bob Dylan Live at Red Rocks
Go sit in a hole
Negotiable
Or non negotiable
Most are the former
Shouldn’t it be called
A driveway sale or something
Garages rarely used
When is the last time
You spent a hundred dollars
On weird furniture
Rolling in quarters
We be rolling in the change
Paying for these tolls
Why don’t we use it
Why don’t we always wear them
Fanny packs for life
You pray for sunshine
Really hope it doesn’t rain
Who gave God coffee
VHS table
Why is that even a thing?
Waste of a table
Don’t get offended
When mini vans drive by you
Staring and judging
Comedy CDs
Too many Louis CK
Pre-controversy
Two cars pulling up
Looking for a parking spot
Suburban standoff
Rusty bicycle
Ten dollars or best offer
I’ll give you my soul
Master haggler
Thank you born again browser
Discount Magellan
The ping pong table
Not for sale, it’s just a prop
Question of the day
XBOX twenty bucks
Including a dozen games
And a NOW! CD
Cassettes from your youth
A wall of Bowie posters
Labyrinth lover
Crazy cat lady
She loves a deal more than fur
Pusher of buttons
Next time we do this
Let’s all get matching visors
And do our taxes
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