Monday, August 13, 2018

Football Haikus

Special teams players
A long snapper’s diary
Tantalizing some

Do you like offense?
Or do you prefer defense?
I’m new to the sport

What’s in those headsets?
Coaches always throw around
Telemarketers 

Hike, I love this game
Tons of terminology
Someone teach a class

Jon Gruden, my man
Grinders grit overflowing
Does he ever chill?

Monday Night Football
American tradition
Red, white, blue collar

Fantasy football
People get real crazy
So many regrets

Kneel, don’t kneel
Roundtable up everyone 
No one agrees? Cool

Russell Wilson faith
Future converted to the past
A dull interview

The Foxborough hole
Belichick sleeve GPS
Texting militia 

It’s Pigskin Sunday 
We got cold beers and pizza
Grandma’s in the pool
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