Thursday, October 4, 2018

Thursday Night Football Haikus

Edelman flies through
Sidewinding helicopter
A human dirt bike

Patriots will smash
Nothing new for New England
What more can you say

Tom Brady Ugg boots
Made out of the finest goats
Only for the GOAT

Andrew Luck should play
The lottery more often 
His name suggests this

High fives all around 
For Cordarrelle’s big touchdown
Muted festival 

Frank Reich, boring dude
Looks like he has a timeshare
In The Truman Show

Flowers and Chung wow
Double sack, double the fun
Should get extra points 

Big Edelman drop
Chemistry teacher same name
Players and atoms clash

Too high for Ebron
Then beautiful shoestring catch
No velcro allowed 

Vinatieri kick
Goes for a bonk off the post
Football super ball

Brady mini leap
Miniest leap of all time
Broken trampoline 

Domino’s potholes
Are they just creating new ones?
Cinnamon stix trix 

A walking promo
Come towards the camera
Smile like you mean it 

James White little dance
So You Think You Can Shimmy
An awful program

Pencil in the ear
Belichick is taking notes
How to be human

Look Gronk is bald now
Doing the Tide pod challenge
Belching up freshness

Banana monsoon
Nice Alexa commercial 
And for fruit as well

Ebron for the score
Ran the seven route crisply
In honor of Vick

Sony Michel has
A Panasonic TV
Fiend for irony 

Off the hands, Hogan
Sorry about that, brother
Nice bandana though 

The Rock vs building 
With sky high expectations 
A new rock bottom 

Luck of the Andrew
Colts with the butterfingers
And not the good kind

If Ashton Kutcher
Played football he would be Gronk
Two and a half bros 

Luck, mad scientist
Surely he’ll be a head coach 
Or mangy shepherd 

So, A Star is Born 
The crowds will def go gaga
Limitless Cooper 

Swoope there it is, yes
I just went there, you betcha
Old slideshow soundtrack

Gordon hail mary 
Bluffy the Vampire Slayer
BNL Pepsi

A Sony stiff arm
Heismaning competition
RadioShack vibes
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