Northwestern - NE
June Squibb kickoff, black and white
Best game nominee
Warren Buffett’s fav
Eating an Egg McMuffin
Mow the yard later
Buffet of Buffett
Drives used Toyota Camry
It needs a tune up
I don’t get the thing
When rich people act not rich
Who are they tricking
Trick or treat, yuppie
Are these gold coins real money
Hundred Million Bar
What’s the benefit
Of wearing cargo shorts when
You own cargo ships
Florida - Vandy
Nate Bargatze sweating it
A sauna grudge match
A Big Ten tussle
College kids of the corn meet
Tom Arnold tailgate
Gophers at Buckeyes
Redemption of Club Trillion
A fam reunion
Hill Junior, a butte
One handed in the horseshoe
Head, Shoulders above
Akron, Buffalo
Vergara say Buffalo
Gruden’s Mack regret
OK State, K State
Ageless dude vs 40 guy
Time Traveler’s Coach
Pitt, Fighting Irish
Dameshek can hardly watch
NFL prep work
Eugene football squall
What can Browning do for you
Huskies would eat Ducks
Ben Burr-Kirven is
Bill’s football playing nephew
Yells at the coaches
The big number Ducks
For the elderly viewers
Card deck for seniors
Baylor at Longhorns
McConaughey commercial
Bongos on sideline
UCF, Memphis
King of rock and roll watching
From Heaven’s toilet
Klay Thompson’s Rocco
Dia de los Death Valley
Words every five yards
Temple at Navy
Huxtables go on a cruise
Bill’s invitation lost
Army, San Jose
Bill Murray in this movie?
80s reference
Happy Valley game
Sounds like a made up city
Skeptical of name
Drew Brees an alum
Boilermaker forever
Fun bumper sticker
Vandals and Bobcats
Truly odd combination
Spray paint mountain cats
Pirates will pillage
Where is East Carolina?
Friday Night Lights team
Roll Tide, have a day
Is it even a question?
Saban - still be mad
Missouri helmets
Lookin sleek, futuristic
Lone good thing today
The U vs the Nerds
Monticello with the fam
30 for 30
It’s Tar Heel football
Y’all busy playing pick up
MJ watchin’, weird
WV Mountaineers
Seems like a fun party school
Til wake up, coonskin
Storm the field students
Cyclone of Sweet Caroline
The Real Field of Dreams
UCLA bae
Golden Bears not so golden
Low hanging textbook
Michigan has pride
Maybe a little too much
Like we get it guys
Harbaugh in a tree
Eating water cereal
Paint balling pantless
Harbaugh kinda move
Bringing casserole to church
Someone else’s church
Harbaugh kinda move
Drinking Red Bull before bed
Flying to recruits
Harbaugh kinda move
Rent a classic VHS
Never return it
Harbaugh kinda move
Make a mixtape for the gym
Mostly 80s tunes
Harbaugh kinda move
Stop by the grocery store
X’s, O’s aisle six
Harbaugh kinda move
Wear tube socks in the shower
Tube socks in the grave
Harbaugh kinda move
Still has a prepaid flip phone
Play Snake in Uber
Harbaugh kinda move
Ordered an Uberpool
Show up with floaties
Harbaugh kinda move
Call NPR telethon
Give them pump up speech
Harbaugh kinda move
Rescue adorable pup
Literally, fire
Harbaugh kinda move
Order a drink for whole bar
Do a shot of grease
Harbaugh kinda move
Mow the lawn in shants and Crocs
Get Crocs sponsorship
Harbaugh kinda move
Text Tom Brady at halftime
Order Uggs online
Harbaugh kinda move
Stop at a lemonade stand
Hand out scholarship
Harbaugh kinda move
Wear khakis on Halloween
And all other days
Harbaugh kinda move
Go shopping at Foot Locker
Chew out employees
Harbaugh kinda move
Forget you’re wearing glasses
Live whole life happy
The festive Big House
Egotistical title
But it’s pretty big
Hawaii, Mormons
Battle of lifestyles, surfs up
Biking with neckties
Potato sized hail
In the forecast for Reno’s
Biggest little team
Cowboys to Fresno
A McConaughey feature
Minus the Fresno
Trojan horse will ride
Vacated Heismans and souls
Sisyphus is squashed
BC - Louisville
Gary Gulman agony
Snacking in green room
Toledo Rockets
Remember Timbuktu
Erie memory
Welcome to Fansville
Ice cold Dr Pepper here!
Where did Larry go
Welcome to Fansville
Largest stadium ever
Grocery store there
Welcome to Fansville
Mascot parade everyday
Class in the morning
Welcome to Fansville
Hot diner conversation
Busser got heated
I don’t want Buster
Thanks for the offer, iPhone
No Douglas, Posey
Welcome to Fansville
Where all your dreams can come true
Football-related
Welcome to Fansville
Home, Sport Management majors
Fantasy GMs
Welcome to Fansville
Doctor Pepper down the street
Prescription: More bratwurst
Welcome to Fansville
Walk-ons are celebrated
Average Joe’s U
Welcome to Fansville
We really love our soda
Can’t be good for you
Welcome to Fansville
Do you remember the score?
Who cares, we had fun
Welcome to Fansville
Keg stands in the parking lot
Pavement, what a band
Welcome to Fansville
Musburger caught in a Webb
Wahlburgers collab
Welcome to Fansville
Pregame scrimmage vs rivals
Ford Focus on wins
Welcome to Fansville
Everything you do comes back
To your love of sport
Welcome to Fansville
Do you know the statistics
Of all the players
Welcome to Fansville
Home to the great Lee Corso
We’re sick of him too
Welcome to Fansville
Domino’s, every corner
Smoothest streets in town
Raking up some leaves
Autumn is finally here
Someone tell groundhogs
It’s the Allstate Bus
Shady dealings happening
Gecko assassins
Recall Ed TV
Bizarre movie, Truman-esque
Ellen didn’t dance
I enjoyed the film
It was so weird and awkward
iPhone films, more plans
It really seemed like
McConaughey had never
Witnessed a movie
Funny name for one
Movie, TV in the name
Now that’s confusing
Best super hero all time
Heinz marriage license
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