Monday Night Football Haikus

Holyfield watching 

Played it by piece of an ear

Wins story contest

Holyfield is there

Tyson watching with tigers

Voodoo doll torture 

Tyson voodoo doll

Toying with Evander’s ear

Laughing to himself

Tom Coughlin watching

TV in sauna somewhere 

Face still frost bitten

Another awkward

Sack for Eli, who is Lord

Of the Awkward Sack

Fall Out Boy shout out

From Under the Ogletree

Matt, We’re Goin’ Down 

Booger potty talk

Bench is also a toilet

What is this - Braveheart?

J Witt announcing

Puppy pawing a beehive 

Cat leaps in hot tub 

Lewis Hamilton 

Formula Un, Rick Bobby

Gotta be crazy

Booger is moving

Something you don’t want to hear

Unless you grody 

Football in the south

A way of life, religion

Diner dwellers chat 

Football in the south

The only thing that matters

Life is a picnic 

Football in the south
Ice fishing in Alaska
Hard drugs in Alaska 

OBJ ballet

Dancing with the Receivers

Tornado of turf 

Yachty performance 

Confused our country’s heartland

Unaware of yachts

Nautica sponsor 

An auto tune pioneer

Don’t @ me T Pain 

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