Pen Pals Haikus

We are your Pen Pals

Send to Rory and Daniel 

The Druthers Brothers 

This is a letter

About my weird family

We own a pawn shop 

Another letter

Thinking about a sex change 

From beyond the grave

Dear Rory, Daniel

When’s last time you saw a film 

Twas original 

Hi Daniel, Rory

You argue about who’s name 

Is first, you alphas 

My new fav podcast 

Is the one with the letters 

With fake psych majors 

The Pen Pals theme song 

One of the best in the biz 

Hosts tout it highly 

Jokes about their names

Scovel heat, Van Kirk is Dutch

A hot bicycle 

Rory and Daniel

Sounds better in that order
My bad, DVK 

Rochelle, Illinois
The Greatest Little City 
Reno's farm cousin 

Rory played soccer
Used to use his head for sport
Now uses for jokes

P.S. Rory, Dan

Thank you two for making mirth 
And helping people

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