Thursday, October 11, 2018

Thursday Night Football 1st Half Haikus

Odell Beckham’s hair
Vacations in Hawaii
With Moana’s dad

Odell Beckham’s hair
The Golden Pony callback
We all love callbacks

Odell Beckham’s hair 
Rock and Roll Hall of Fame edge 
Should get it’s own plaque

Odell Beckham’s hair 
Hosts American Idol
A shampoo tycoon 

Odell Beckham’s hair 
Fronted an 80s band 
The one with the hair

Odell Beckham’s hair 
Fronted an 80s band
Aired on VH1

Odell Beckham’s hair 
Fronted an 80s band
Is a fun template

Odell Beckham’s hair 
Fronted an 80s band
This Is Curly Tap

Odell Beckham’s hair 
Fronted an 80s band
They are called Ratt Tail 

Odell Beckham’s hair 
Fronted an 80s band
The Cure For Baldness

Odell Beckham’s hair 
Fronted an 80s band
Your parents love them

Nate Stupar tackle
Close lined Carter on kickoff
Best day that dude’s life

Getting in the zone
Tryna write some bomb haikus
Cat is distracting 

The game is on pause
Weird that we can pause TV
Confused ghosts of past

Do you believe in
The sacred art - time travel
I definitely do

Will watch a movie
Haven’t seen one in a while 
DVD / Netflix

DVD wins it
Looking through the catalog
Why all Lord of Rings

James Bond collection 
Licence to Kill sounds wrong right
Typo on the box

C’mon Great Britain
Why are your words different
Conform to our ways

Rick Steves Best Travels
Rick Steves you my dude brotha 
Bob Ross’s rival

Slumdog Millionaire 
Movie about why you should start 
Watching Jeopardy 

Buncha John Cusack
John Cusack bullies bullies 
He don’t take no bull 

John Cusack looks like
Still in The Breakfast Club
You haven’t seen that?

It’s Wendell Smallwood 
Wonder if clowned for his name 
Talking bout Wendell

Barkley best nine yards
Leaping over defenders like 
Escaping quicksand 

Don’t trust Burger King
Mascot looks like has corpses
In the cold storage 

Beckham muffed it cuz
He was busy thinking bout
Hair care product watch 

Barkley is insane
Defenders bouncing off him
Were flubbergasted 

Catching live TV
That Leo movie with planes
Chasing a missed bus

Eli Manning move
Order Postmates, they arrive
He gives them Grubhub

There’s an app for that
One that allows you to see
Memory TV

Haikus are puzzles
Survivor challenge worthy
Probst, pleated poet

Ertz pitches the ball
Gain of negative zero 
Wasn’t by design

Agholor springs loose
‘Twas lost in space like Gosling
The defense messed up

Eli Manning goof
Looks like Millhouse in real life
If ‘twas more nerdy

An Eli alert
He’s such SNL sketch bait 
It writes itself

Roughing the passer
You’ve got to be kidding me
That was just my breath 

Have you seen Smallwood 
Great show on UPN
Or CW/WB
Buy Chris's books SPONGE CAKE & WHAT'S IN THE FRIDGE? on Amazon 

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