Tuesday, October 9, 2018

NPR Haikus

Telethon first pitch
Please give us your hard earned cash
For goat cheese platter

Banksy has been here
He designed our studio
It doesn’t have doors

Microphone covers
Also have cozy ear muffs
Interview sleigh ride

Pitch for the network 
Yoga-based reality show
Starring the airport

Wanna host a show
Contestants date and travel
Less amazing race 

Listeners support
We make our shows because you
Carpool and tune in 

Uber and Lyft peeps 
Please turn your dial to us
Customer cat naps 

Shout out Uber, Lyft
Let Fresh Air Febreeze your car
Smooth jazz and U turns 

Red Sox smash Yankees 
Holt the phone, goes for cycle
Ted’s frozen head screams

Better off Ted's head
At Arizona cryonics 
Lobster pot - Jalen

Jalen, Jacoby
Should be on NPR too
Wool cardigans rule 

Office basketball
And One...more purple doughnut
For the cubicle 

Larson crowdwork tour
He's going to Wenatchee 
Hunting for apples

Crabfeast is ending
Roasting marshmallows on mic
Middle of lake jokes  

Nothing good happens
In the middle of a lake 
People get freaked out 

Middle of a lake
Leech capital of the world
WSU football 

At a lake's center
Where Nessie sunbathes, also
A jet ski graveyard 

Heath Riddles lives
Under a bridge with a troll
Local news darling

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