Monday, July 30, 2018

The Incredibles 2 Predictions

The plot will be more layered than a cake on Cake Boss. Hundreds of people will be on the brink of parishing in a natural disaster of sorts and The Rock will cameo and save them all while wearing a wooden leg like Jasper Beardly from The Simpsons. (The Simpsons was my favorite show growing up and I just learned that Jasper's last name is Beardly and I think that is a pretty cool piece of Simpsons trivia for the weekly Simpsons Trivia Night at your local hipster bar.) It will be revealed that Elastigirl began the waist slimming craze in a pre-Kardashian cartoon world. A family of feral cats will attack The Incredibles and they will do Taekwondo on their asses.
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