There's more carnage in this film than an offering from Tarantino's oeuvre. Mr. Incredible basically lays out the Farmer's Almanac for how to cheat on your wife. Frozone finally proves once and for all ending the infinite debate that ice do, in fact, crack. Violet is more emo than the kid who doesn't talk in Little Miss Sunshine. Syndrome is Danny Bonaduce with better radio chops. This is the same plot as The Notebook except the writers were experiencing a series of debilitating acid flashbacks throughout the totality of creating the script. There have never been this many images of newspaper front pages wipe transitioning across the screen like a poorly assembled power point in any movie, let alone a cartoon.
Dash is the Jesus Christ of superhero kids; he makes walking on water look like a stroll through a tranquility garden with your Labradoodle while sipping an Italian soda. Elastigirl is more naive than a turkey going out for a morning jog on Thanksgiving. This film is more meta than the Artest formerly known as Ron. This film is more meta than Shaq's acting career. This film is more meta than a Lifetime movie. Edna is Heidi Klum on prescription pills.
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