Wednesday, June 20, 2018
Who Won That Movie? Wedding Crashers
You might think this classic rom com (with a heavily poured dose of rom) was a battle between its two stars, lead cast members and all around bros Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson. Maybe you think Rachel McAdams and Isla Fisher were bomb dot com as Guy Fieri would say. Christopher Walken was good too in the intimidating, used car salesman, psychic vibes he's throwing at the rest of the cast. Christopher Walken could sell a jet ski to a guy in Nebraska who doesn't live near a lake or own a car or house. Christopher Walken jogs to the moon for his morning workout before going to Starbucks to order everyone there an old fashioned donut. Christopher Walken has the voice of an angel on acid. Christopher Walken breathes fire. Christopher Walken could stop a hurricane in its tracks with a sulking gaze. Christopher Walken should run for mayor of Hollywood. Christopher Walken is more than just a name, it's a way of life. Christopher Walken has eight magazine subscriptions still and he doesn't know how to stop them but he doesn't even care anymore. Christopher Walken eats more yogurt than his therapist recommends. Four out of five film geeks recommend Christopher Walken. Christopher Walken is a haircut that you ask for at Super Cuts. Christopher Walken was the first person to ever hike the entire Appalachian Trail. Christopher Walken should be the spokesperson for AOL. Christopher Walken still calls Myanmar Burma. Christopher Walken doesn't have a smart phone nor does he know what one is but he hates smart cars, that's for damn sure. Christopher Walken doesn't believe in time. Christopher Walken can bench press twice his weight. Christopher Walken eats pillows for breakfast with toast and almond milk. Christopher Walken swam to the Bermuda Triangle. Christopher Walken beat up Chuck Norris in a game of Connect Four. Christopher Walken has never seen Star Wars and he hates nerds so it's really not a good fit, it makes sense that he hasn't seen any of the movies. Christopher Walken watches people play video games except he's watching through their window instead of on YouTube. Christopher Walken wants to bring the Sonics back to Seattle. Christopher Walken falls asleep every night on a cat tree in a tree house while watching Treehouse Masters, his favorite show of all time, without a doubt. Christopher Walken only talks in third person and not to strangers, either. Christopher Walken was a part of the Babe Ruth trade from the Red Sox to the Yankees. Christopher Walken takes shots of motor oil. Christopher Walken doesn't like the beach. Christopher Walken walks everywhere. Christopher Walken probably donates a lot of his time and money to charity. Anyway, I would have to say that Bradley Cooper definitely Michael Oher'd everyone and won Wedding Crashers with a big assist from crab cakes and football which is obviously what Maryland does.
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