Doing crosswords on a bench overlooking a lake while he feeds bread crumbs to a family of swans
Transcendental Meditation
Listening to Joe Rogan's podcast
Making home movies on his iPhone
Getting lost in YouTube video rabbit holes
Losing himself in the moment
Standing outside the Whole Foods in Silver Lake asking people to sign a petition to bring American Apparel back
Watching Nicolas Cage movies to do research for his dissertation about the power of self confidence, random knowledge that is applicable to the problem at hand and being super dramatic all the time like even when you are just going to the dentist (Nicolas Cage going to the dentist would be a wonderful College Humor short; it is more of a mystery than a hieroglyphic describing the plot to National Treasure: Book of Secrets or Nicolas Cage trying to describe the plot of National Treasure: Book of Secrets to you over a tumbler of bourbon)
Gazing at beautiful orange sunsets while bombing hills on his longboard
Workshopping jokes on Twitter
Sulking in a shady locker room bay full of haze produced by the basketball team's smoke machine that they use for their player introductions when they walk out to 80s power ballads
Flipping his flip up sunglasses up and down
Looking for Snapback hats on Amazon
Tossing cards in a blue and white checkered fedora
Studying album art
Breeding alpacas on a farm in North Carolina
Training for an ultra marathon
Visiting micro breweries
Getting revenge against everyone in high school by being super fly
Watching Fresh Prince and admiring his sense of fashion
Growing a beard, very gradually, like grass growing or the tide coming in as Matthew McConaughey prances about around a bonfire by himself while listening to Jimmy Buffett covers of Bob Marley songs and howling at the moon, the leader of a one man wolf pack and sole inspiration for Zach Galifianakis's speech in The Hangover
Working at Spencer's Gifts at the mall
Going to matinee movies by himself
Telling strangers to stop being so fake
Fly fishing in Montana like Brad Pitt in A River Runs Through It or Brad Pitt in his day dreams as he sparks up on the beach
Crocheting cardigans for his Etsy store (he is also Johnny Depp's scarf dealer)
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