Jack Black: “Rin tin diddily giddy up, amigos.*knocks down ship in bottle off the shelf behind him that is resting next to a prepared game of Jenga for some reason while laying down a sick air guitar solo performance*
Taylor Swift: “Who, little ol’ me?”
Macklemore: “Look at my hair.”
Sandra Bullock: “I’m already 30 and have life insurance.”
Vin Diesel (Mark Sinclair): “Someday I’ll drive a sick fleet of cars but for now I’ll just bide my time over here by this pool of oil and old porno magazines.”
Jennifer Anniston: “I’m probably so popular.”
Brad Pitt: “I’m probably so popular and the principal’s bro so basically Zack Morris was actually based on my life, I should get royalties.”
Angelina Jolie: “My dad’s greatest role will be that of Nicolas Cage’s father in National Treasure.”
Nicolas Cage: “My shoes are made of snow leopards, Braille and Comanche headdresses.”
Lady Gaga: “Look at my hair and also everything else about my appearance and ask me lots of questions that you think will elicit more interesting responses then you just walk away feeling empty and generally downtrodden and take your dog on a walk while listening to Russ to brighten your mood.”
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