Wednesday, March 14, 2018

Stoned Buddha

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon and the chips.
Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without their Mexican Poncho.
An Arizona Iced Tea fills drop by drop. 
I was born into the world as the king of napping for the salvation of the world or maybe less depending on how I am feeling at the moment.
To live a pure, unselfish life, one must count nothing except their wool beanie as one's own in the midst of abundance. 
Peace comes from within. Do not seek it without pie. 
The mind is everything. What you think you become paranoid.
We ourselves must walk the path to the spot.
Be kind to all creatures; this is the true religion. Especially cats because they are just so playful. And wear True Religion jeans, too. 
Don't put the key to your happiness in someone else's pocket.*checking pockets* Ah dang, I lost the key do you know where it is? Do we have a spare?
If you light a bowl for somebody, it will also brighten your path. 
You only lose what you cling to. I shouldn't have clung to the key to my happiness. 
I never see what has been smoked, I only see what remains to be smoked. 
Give, even if you only have a little nug.

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