Hat Translations

1. Fedora - “I do lots of cocaine.”
2. Sombrero - “I like to party.”
3. Sailor hat - “Let’s get drunk.”
4. Trucker hat - “I’m hungover.”
5. Beret - “Do you have a cigarette?”
6. SnapBack hat - “Do you have Molly?”
7. Beanie - “Do you have weed?”
8. Graduation hat - “Where’s the keg?”
9. Coonskin - “Where’s the meth?” 
10. Party hat - *Sleeping*