🏈AFFL 5🏈

 

Tenacious D takes the pool picks back to back weeks as half the league is in a pickle, knotted at 2nd place with a 3-2 mark. 

Goathouse puts up an astonishing score as 4 of his members top the quarter century mark. Moose puts up triple digits as Mr. Tucker proves why he is the GOAT kicker (which sounds like a horrible thing to do). No Name wins as Josh Allen tosses 4 tuddies once again cuz Josh Allen was created in Madden ‘19 by SEC frat bros. Whammy takes the W outta People Eater’s paws as Davante Adams goes deep twice on MNF. Dalvin Cook goes big to take Pink Panthers to victory while Kirk edges B Team thanks to a defensive TD. 

Pink Panthers continues her Survivor run as she is in search of the first perfect season (Hawkeyes was one week away in 2005 while Pink Panthers did the same in 2009.) 

Good luck to all in week 6 - like Mugatu says in Zoolander, “Hansel is so hot right now - why don’t you pick him up on the waiver?”