Monday, October 24, 2022

🏈AFFL 4🏈


 Tenacious D comes outta the basement with a fury, putting up an emphatic score and taking the weekly pool picks fiver, letting the AFFL know it ain’t ovah til it’s ovah. 

Whammy rides Miles Sanders to a W while Hawkeyes gets a balanced attack to also move to 3-1, the co-co-co-lead. Pink Panthers edges out Viking Man, stewing as he seeks his first taste of victory, by a rushing yard. Goathouse’s RBs go big as he moves to .500 while Prangsters get the game of the year outta Goff to also even their record. 

Congrats to Pink Panthers, who takes the Survivor crown (made of bamboo leaves, a show-worn buff and Jeff Probst’s sweat and tears.) 

Like the Germans in 1904 who washed ashore San Diago and aimlessly wandered onto the beach, covered in soot and experiencing fantastic hallucinations of sea monsters, local Lochness Monsters known as Loco Monsters, seeking asylum in nearby Mexican fisheries, let us move to Week 5 in fantasy football. 

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