Saturday, June 16, 2018

A Totally Honest Review of Bad Words

Jason Bateman is a straight up savage wordsmith in this explicit extracurricular caper. Watch as the youngest son of George Bluth goes all in on a bunch of elementary school age kids like Pusha T tearing Drake apart. This movie makes me wonder if they have adult spelling competitions that I can begin procrastinating for. The reward for an adult spelling competition would be the ability to make up a word to put in the dictionary forever. Or an all expenses paid trip one of Nicolas Cage’s castles. Or a cross country ride in the side car of Tom Cruise’s favorite motorcycle. Guy Trilby, Jason Bateman’s character, is the name of a man who hunts out of season. Guy Trilby always brings homemade Kombucha over to your game nights. Guy Trilby knows the Taco Bell menu by heart. Guy Trilby hosts several YouTube antique shows. Guy Trilby has a cat that he doesn’t know the name of. Guy Trilby has a slushee machine in his living room.

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