In a fire: Run directly into the eye of the fire and do not let it sense your fear
In a hurricane: Go fishing
In a shooting: Pelt the attacker with beets
In a protest: Make the biggest sign
In a riot: Throw a garbage can through the LensCrafters storefront
In a party: Bring out the Risk
In a game of Truth or Dare: Ask someone how many parents they have
In a grocery store: Bug the butcher with questions about how they kill the animals
In a movie theater: Ask someone if they are using that seat then sit on the other side of the theater
In a business meeting: Keep adding items to the agenda until everyone gets mad then explain why the earth is flat
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