Sunday, April 8, 2018

A Day in the Life: Collegiate Matthew McConaughey pt 2

12:25 pm: Write a verse in the Bro Bible, “Thou shall sing Creed in the shower”. 
12:41 pm: Start a club called “Chillin with my Peeps” in his dorm room. 
12:59 pm: Play ping pong in a Kimono-only league. 
1:08 pm: Invest in a Mexican poncho company called “Mean Rugging”.
1:17 pm: Give a lecture about the danger of gluten in the cafeteria. 
1:24 pm: Take a shower in the school fountain. 

1:33 pm: Take a nap in the quad with some nature cats and wake up with two beautiful women next to him and knowing how to speak French. 

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