Sword-wielding Sixteen
Werewolf (1) vs Michael Myers (8)
Werewolf wins - Yeah baby, oh behave, sit! Good doggie.
Headless Horseman or woman (4) vs Vampire (5)
Vampire wins - HH loses sight of victory.
Zombie (2) vs Ghost (7)
Ghost wins - There isn’t a social media app with a zombie logo except for the app for the new Zombieland movie.
Mummy (3) vs Devil (6)
Devil wins - Dickie V announces the bout and calls Mummy a PTTPer (a Prime Time Toilet Paperer)
Frankenstein (1) vs Skeleton (8)
Frankenstein wins - A classic big-small, living dead-living dead size mismatch.
Clown (4) vs Goblin (5)
Clown wins - Everyone is scared of clowns - even goblins.
Freddy Krueger (2) vs Jason Voorhees (7)
Jason wins - Freddy is stymied by Jason’s immaculate butterfly technique in the net.
Witch (3) vs Ghoul (6)
Witch wins - All monsters are ghouls but not all ghouls are monsters (like evil squares and rectangles).
Eery Eight
Werewolf (1) vs Vampire (5)
Werewolf wins - Vampire tries to bite Werewolf in the neck but not before Werewolf can rip the fangs out of his face and turn him into a Christmas tree (whoops wrong holiday).
Ghost (7) vs Devil (6)
Ghost wins - Some people argue that social media IS the devil.
Frankenstein (1) vs Clown (4)
Clown wins - Everyone is scared of clowns - even Frankenstein.
Jason (7) vs Witch (3)
Witch wins - Jason takes a slapshot to the dome and becomes a delicious casserole (how come no one makes casseroles anymore?)
Feisty Four
Werewolf (1) vs Ghost (7)
Werewolf wins - Seriously tho...a dude who turns into a wolf - who’s gonna beat that? Did you see the movie A Ghost Story? The ghost was just hanging out in the living room and watching people do laundry and other mundane household chores...A werewolf would have to kill something, it can’t just kick it and check in on old girlfriends and bullies. Case closed.
Clown (4) vs Witch (3)
Witch wins - Witches are the only thing that CLOWNS are scared of.
ChampionShip in a bottle
Werewolf (1) vs Witch (3)
Witch wins - Feminism, am I right fellas?
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