Wait in line, wardrobe
Get your hair did, wait in line
Circle jerk...a line
Let’s get dramatic
Don’t be scared, just act like it
Never stop acting
Get a mustache bump
Not cocaine, for your voucher
But do cocaine too
Land of the Shallow
Everything is just skin deep
Ugly ones go home
Do what you are told
Thinking for yourself, a chore
Remember lines, check
Actors, just like us
Pants on one leg at a time
With assistant’s help
A fake difference
Act like you’re changing the world
Battle for the Earth
Rule one of acting
Put civilians below you
You’re perfect, they’re not
You must be needy
And complain about free stuff
Argue with P.A.’s
A walking spotlight
Center of attention, chill
Look at me but don’t
The Pro Pretenders
Act like your job’s important
Role of a lifetime
Don’t trust an actor
Lie when cameras are on
Lie when they are off
You think you’d like them
Action, turn on the fireworks
Cut, don’t look at me
Blowhard douche nozzles
Are you a blowhard douche nozzle?
You’ll fit in just fine
Insecure, unwell
Random people touching you
Puppet for the pay
You think you know them
Face, name, Wikipedia
Living room screen friends
Don’t meet your heroes
Break the fourth wall, break for lunch
Face without a brain
Blonde in to blend in
Beautiful people rejoice
Make fun of the poor
Be a 🦌
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