Only a matter of days
Til yearly checkup
Build a TP fort
Sequester yourself inside
IG Live that shit
Poop is important
How many rolls do you have?
Forty is a lot
Two ply or not to
The question that plagues us all
Signed William Shakespoo
TP your neighbor
You’ll go viral on Tik Tok
Wait, viral is bad
Napkins will work fine
Who’s gonna know anyway?
Chuck Berry, deep pull
Listen to my Oscar-winning podcast A Star Is Born
Get my books Sponge Cake & What’s in the Fridge?
Save the 🐳
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