Tuesday, March 17, 2020

Tom Brady Leaving the Patriots Haikus🏈

Tommy leaving town
A sad day in New England
Fahkin’ Pats...get drunk 

Goodbye forever
Wicked, not in a good way
Still though, fahk Eli

Six rings for Boston
The Golden Boy with a goat
Also he’s the GOAT

Tom’s not the quickest
Nor the strongest or tallest
Just knows how to win

Take Joe Montana
Peyton, Marino, Fav-ruh
Tom is the Rushmore 

Fantasy football
Took Jimmy G under wing
Yoda but hotter 

Deep slant, touchdown Tom
QB sneak, D caught sleeping
iPad spike, scare team

Ol sleeveless hoodie
Coach B is one of the best 
Mr. Grumpy Face
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