Baseball Games

Going to a baseball game is like listening to your neighbor's ham radio. Going to a baseball game is like leaving your garage door open overnight. Going to a baseball game is like leaving your iPhone in the car when you go into a restaurant. Going to a baseball game is like getting a massage in the middle of the mall. Going to a baseball game is like breeding Golden Retrievers. Going to a baseball game is like playing checkers at an old folks home. Going to a baseball game is like trying to have a coherent conversation with Eddie Vedder. Going to a baseball game is like standing in line for the new Star Wars movie then someone drives by and yells out the ending to spoil it for everyone. Going to a baseball game is like wearing Crocs to a wedding. Going to a baseball game is like wearing Crocs to your wedding. Going to a baseball game is like browsing fog machines with Rihanna. Going to a baseball game is like being engaged to Ariana Grande. Going to a baseball game is like doing push ups in your dreams. Going to a basketball game is like playing basketball on a trampoline with a blindfold against Dennis Rodman with Kim Jong-un rooting him on on the sideline. Going to a baseball game is like attending a golf cart drag race. Going to a baseball game is like seeing Golf Cart Drag Race open for Green Day at Lollapalooza. Going to a baseball game is like trying to tell Miley Cyrus what time it is. Going to a baseball game is like having a beef with Drake. Going to a baseball game is like reading Garfield to your kitten as a bedtime story. Going to a baseball game is like sitting behind Marge Simpson at a baseball game. Going to a baseball game is like playing baccarat with Wolf Blitzer in the Congo. Going to a baseball game is like subscribing to a podcast that you don't listen to.

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