Wednesday, July 11, 2018
An Ode to 711
Thank you 7-Eleven for being the bedrock of our communities for so many lifetimes. Thank you for being there for the mornings after we drain too many Pickleback Shots while listening to Nickelback's watts. Thank you for your token of troth to humanity in the form of milk chocolate token coins. Thank you for our constant companions on the lonely nights when we want nothing more than to curl up on a giant beanbag with the remote control, a microwavable burrito and a 23 ounce Arizona Southern Style Sweet Tea while we gently cry ourselves to sleep. Thank you for being a friend for any individual in need who wanders in to ask for directions because their iPhone is dead or they are Amish. Thank you for always having the backs of Fortnite gamers and fort dwellers alike. Thank you for turning into a Kwik E Mart in 2007 as a promotional stunt for The Simpsons Movie but not trying to pull a fast one on everyone like IHOP did with IHOB. Thank you for your squeaky clean aisles and polished shelves, stocked full with a treasure trove full of bountiful snacks. Thank you for being a go-to, unfailingly reliable location for crack dealers and 18 wheelers. Thank you 7-Eleven for all that you do and will continue to do in serving we the people for the rest of days.
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