Saturday, December 11, 2021

🏈AFFL Week 7🎁

Seven weeks into the season and we have a three-way tie atop the standings between Viking Man, PPE and MT Moose, with several teams within striking distance. Even in the cellar at 3 games back, A&O, The Planeteers and Whammy still have a chance at the playoffs (like how the Jets always have a chance at winning the Super Bowl, but for butt fumbles).
Captain Kirk gets a clutch game from his kicker (Ga-yes!) putting him past the Moose. Viking Man gets another stellar game from his wide outs, Kupp & Evans (located in the strip mall across from Denny’s, Kupp & Evans - “We’ll put cold hard CASH in your POCKET (even if you don’t deserve it!) *Kupp & Evans is in no way affiliated with the AFFL, any depiction of the AFFL with Kupp & Evans is a copyright infringement and will result in 75-80 years of Jets fandom (take that, Fireman Ed! And thank you for your service.) Hawkeyes lays out A&O thanks to a balanced attack. Prangsters holds on against The Planeteers with help from another great Tompa performance. PPE crushes FFT as Stafford solidifies his position in the 2nd tier of fantasy QBs. Finally, Whammy falls to Pink Panthers despite his solid Thursday night and Dak’s bye week. 
Moose and Hawkeyes split the pool picks and collect change for the toll (if they had to worry about that in Spokane). Somehow, everyone advances once again in Survivor, an unprecedented event in the history of the league (probably). 
Good luck to all in Week 8 and Happy Halloween - don’t get too spooked by your ghost of a running back or burn your kicker at the stake for being a witch!

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