Week 4 was a dooze!
A&O gets a humongous ground game and blows up The Planeteers (Elon Musk’s favorite team) despite Deebo’s deeds. Viking Man defeats Pink Panthers who got a no-show from half her squad. FFT edges the Prangsters even though Cordarrelle Patterson got as many touchdowns as “R”s in his first name (3). Tenacious D beats out PPE thanks to a 15er from his trusty Bills D, which you might even call tenacious (Tenacious D may be an undercover member of the Bills Mafia). Watch out for moose (meese?) crossing and a cross Moose as she watched in horror Monday night, getting a lousy 2 from her kicker when she needed 4. Finally, Whammy whammys Captain Kirk (Shatner’s going to space, if you haven’t seen TMZ lately), getting a winning performance from Tyreek & the Hills.
Tenacious D takes home five buckaroos and solidifies pole position in pool picks. The Moose and Pink Panthers (sounds like a French Canadian zoo, am I right? Thank you, I’ll be here all season) are voted off the island in Survivor after the previously winless Big Apple teams upset their picks - luckily they have a Redemption Island available in the form of one crisp Abe each.
Best of luck in Week 5 except for PPE!
Just kidding, but not really.
- White Goodman, Dodgeball
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