1. The most fun part about weed is getting scared about a “What if your parents didn’t have kids” scenario.
2. The “best” part about Cancer is screentime no longer seems like such a pressing issue.
3. Speaking of Cancer, imagine trying to tell a dog it has a terminal illness - poor Fido just kept licking his balls and innocently searching for the Milk Bone you put on top of his head - “This is serious, Fido, get your nose out of my crotch! You’re going to have to start eating more vegetables with your poop meals.”
4. Listening to a middle-aged couple discussing the intricate details of the sale of their house is the slowest burn of humblebrags. Houses are like kids - no one cares about yours except you. Don’t even get me started on a young family moving into their starter home.
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