Midsommar Madness
Like March but with more torture
A. Guantanamo Day B. Vitale’s not THAT bad C. Bust your bracket, face D. All of the above
Cults are frightening
They take your clothes, dignity
Plant crops, forced green thumbs
Scary old people
Leaving us all astonished
Let’s call Betty White
Amish millennials
You wanna build a snowman?
Made of frozen tears
Open mind, wallet
Tithing Much Information
Your cash IS good here
Don’t be yourself, risk
Personal freedom threatened
A. Sandals are required B. Instagram is banned C. Less screen time is nice D. None of the above
Hive mind to the max
Everyone is a queen too
Bohem Craftsody
A cultish dinner
Every meal let us gather
Awkward eye contact
Pass the bread, butter
Make a toast to that tree there
Enjoy your toast too
Cults can trick ya good
Kill you with kindness and drugs
They got all the drugs
Druggy, hippy cult
Bloody Oath Mary, she’s nice
So many stories
Bloody Oath Mary
Don’t look her in the eyes or
One microwaved soul
Bloody Oath Mary
Kills people for sport, but worse
There’s a roto league
Bloody Oath Mary
She loves that Game of Thrones Show
Biopics are fun
Public nudity
All over the to-do-list
A. Days start to go by B. Between sweep and jog C. Bear Grylls, weird leader D. Some of the above (Identify which ones)
Who is gonna cook?
No McDonald’s on this farm?
Gruel with raisins, drugs
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