Saturday, July 6, 2019

Fourth of Julaikus🧨

Babe you a firework
Katy Perry knows the score
Songs for the people

Let’s call em “No Thumbs”
Like Green Thumbs but dumber
Cruel, which can be fun

Independence Day
Fun lil Will Smith vehicle
Drove a UFO

The game: Blow things up
The rules: No balloons allowed
The winner: Pyros

Welcome to the 4th
The Vegas of holidays
Pointless and scary

Vegas Holiday
Kill a stripper, on the lamb
Don’t miss the buffet 

Vegas Holiday
Lose your pants in a bet, sad
Truth/Dare, told the cops

Vegas Holiday
Order room service, forget
Punch a horse, legal

Vegas Holiday
Best 48 hours ever
Minus your money

Vegas Holiday 
Run into your long lost Dad
Can’t find the strip club

What if twas the Third
U.S., Tom Cruise joint birthday
Coin Flip, No Country

Light beer drinkers
Thousand mile stares, YouTube dreams
Every day the 4th

They’re puzzle Haikus
Solve riddles, win nothing
Tell no one, move on

Listen to my pod
It’s about movies and life
No board game, Sorry

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