Sunday, May 12, 2019
The Panoist
Extra extra! Witness the brave man who travels the world in search of the perfect photo, one that captures as much as is physically possible according to the laws of gravity and Nikon, the trailblazer for the Facebook album and precursor to the curse of the Instafamous. Troy has been described as having the eye of the fish (he is also what the kids call a Phish Head as he has wasted away many a hazy afternoon spinning vinyls in his parent’s basement (which has nary a Fat Head poster on the wall but plenty of Phish Heads sitting criss cross applesauce in a crescent moon formation and taking turns spilling graham cracker crumbs all over the burnt orange shag carpet), much to the chagrin of his Uncle Dave who is ex-military and currently a grizzled high school football coach who has three huge German Shepherds that he brings with him everywhere in the back of his Ford F-150 that he won on Wheel of Fortune.) by many of his critics (imagine what his fans are saying!), possessing the keen instincts so necessary to stay in the game in the hard nosed, all-encompassing arena of panorama.
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