Alabama - “Come for the fried chicken, stay for the racism (if you’re into that kind of thing); where football is football, you can keep that futbol crap, World.”
Alaska - “Where the ice cream man is also a part time ice road trucker; sitting on more oil than a mechanic who just fainted from fume inhalation.”
Arizona - “We’re Mexico’s drunk Uncle, it’s a Cacti Social, mirage mirage on the horizon, The Pink Jumpsuit Apparatus, a fraternity brother’s acid trip gone right.”
Arkansas - “At least we have that Jason Bateman Netflix show to show for; that Northwest corner of our state is tight so that’s something to look forward to in your next in-flight magazine; football fans chant about litigious hogs.”
Listen to my movie and storytelling podcast A Star Is Born
No comments:
Post a Comment