What If Scenarios

1. What if you could learn a language by pressing a button on your forehead. Result: Humans would be much smarter as a whole.
2. What if you could exercise by never leaving the couch. Result: Humans would be much lazier as a whole.
3. What if these walls could talk. Result: They would talk about some gross stuff they’ve seen.
4. What if you could serve a tennis ball across the Grand Canyon. Result: There would be less tennis balls inside the Grand Canyon.
5. What if you could teleport by singing the Friends theme song. Result: I’ll be there for youuuuuuu! On Mars.
6. What if you could have a conversation with your pet. Result: They would be annoying.
7. What if they had Uber Airplanes. Result: There would be more airplane crashes.
8. What if you could text any famous person from history. Result: Hitler’s iPhone would be blowing up.
9. What if you could play a character in your favorite movie. Result: Dudes would be Rocky and girls would be Wonder Woman.
10. What if you could attend your favorite historic sporting event. Result: People would be confused by your iPhone and attack you and steal it.
11. What if you could be a professional athlete. Result: The quality of professional sports would decline.
12. What if you could visit any city in the world by doing a lil dance. Result: Dougie for Dubai!