A Totally Honest Review of Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Ferris is kind of a douche. Cameron will no doubt be a successful hedgefund investor or at least have a yard with successful hedges while Ferris is on his way to a lifetime drug addiction, attempting to summit the mountainous high of belting out The Beatles, riding a parade float through the streets of downtown Chicago while he was supposed to be doing a math test. Also, how he do that?