- Slurping a Jamba Juice smoothie-“I wear expensive jeans and vacation in Aspen.”
- Devouring a burrito from Taco Bell-“I’m stoned and content and better looking than you.”
- Munching on an expensive cheese platter-“I once killed a guy in Paris and blamed it on my cousin who looks just like me.”
- Noshing on a quesadilla-“I could learn to speak Spanish but I’m too busy doing Brad Pitt things like sandboarding and playing high stakes Rummy.”
- Crunching a carrot-“I’m eating this for the taste cuz my skin is already so vibrant and nourished.”
- Chomping a Ritz cracker-“This is so beneath me, someone get me a glass of water for all this salt.”
- Chewing a banana-“Nobody looks as cool as me peeling this thing.”
- Wolfing down a steak-“I didn’t go to college and I make millions more than you.”
- Gorging on a bowl of ice cream-“My brain has an inner microwave.”
- Overindulging in a jar of pistachios-“I can even break the ones that are completely covered in shells.”
Monday, January 29, 2018
Brad Pitt Eating Translated
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