- A mountain lion stalking and terrorizing an innocent family of backpackers before devouring them
- A cobra being released in the middle of a classroom of kindergarteners
- A Starbucks with exclusively blind employees
- Shopping at Walmart on Black Friday
- Dropping acid at Disney Land then losing your keys and friends
- Getting incorrect directions from Maps on your iPhone
- Being cursed out by a dude with a goatee and road rage
- Ryan Seacrest doing anything except hosting
- Farting and you think it’s gonna be silent but it’s super loud and everyone in the office looks at you
- Watching a romantic comedy directed by Michael Bay
Sunday, January 28, 2018
Shaq Free Throw Metaphors
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