Price💰$195 per night or you have to give the homeowner Great Uncle Dave two sponge baths per day ~ one in the morning at the crack of dawn and one in the evening after he watches his stories.
Bedrooms & Bathrooms🛏🚽3.5 beds/3 baths/1 tired old mutt watchdog that is just a front doormat paperweight and newspaper delivery guy target 🎯🗞
Special Feature🎢🗿⛲️Don’t be fooled by this mysterious cabin in the woods ~ it is home to several species of chipmunk, has a lawn darts set out back and a friendly stump to sit on while you do your substance of choice ~ also Great Uncle Dave and his scary antique doll collection.
Customer Reviews✏️“This place is def haunted ~ Zak Bagans should check this place out he’s probs get a killer ep outta the joint.” 2⭐️
“I brought my family of four and our two golden retriever puppies to this place for a nice summer getaway as we toured the nearby national park. I had perhaps the most dreadful experience of my life ~ there was this old lady, must have been 104 years old, that sat in a dark room with the door open just enough to see her red eyes and smell her rotting constitution ~ the only words she said all week were, “Feed meeeeeee” so I fastballed a jumbo pack of Rice Krispies in there ~ that shut up her for a few days. When she started piping up again, I lobbed a few sleeves of Ritz crackers in her vicinity and slammed the door shut for good. On the final night of the trip, I thought the coast was clear for a noice midnight snack, my treat, until I see the old lady buck naked, bathing her tuckus by the sink. She gave me the come hither finger and I said not tonight honey and ran a 4.2 40 sprint to my room, slamming the door shut behind. I suppose old Edna is a package deal with this home rental so next time I’m gonna take my family for a noice day hike followed by a trip to the barbecue pit ~ let some other suckers get haunted in real-time by ol’ Edna.” 4⭐️
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